You must prepare yourselves, young people, because Uncle Dave's generation is getting old. We are almost ready to go to the retirement home to spend the rest of our days tapping our bedpans rhythmically in time to "easy listening" rock 'n' roll. We must pass the torch on to you, and you must grasp it, ideally by the end that is not on fire.
- Dave Barry
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I just received a very threatening email from Dave Mabus. Dave is a christian who is rabidly anti atheist. As a person he is about as pleasant as a bad rash and as an intellect he makes a walnut look smart. Very few people send me truly threatening emails and get away with it for long.
Well folks, the mystery has been solved once and for all. And - surprise, surprise - Larry is lying through his teeth.
This is interesting. Yesterday, someone claiming to be Larry Fafarman's brother, Dave, left a comment here.