Skeptical Science iPhone app

The conspiracies start in the comments:

...and I wonder whoâs behind it, someone is funding all this but who??

At this point Bolt's post has not received the usual rapturous applause from his followers. They are all busy "phoning a friend" to find out what this "iPhone" thing is.

The comment from Black Knight probably wasn't what he expected.

Cool!!

Thanks Andrew. I didnât know this app existed. But I do now and Iâve just downloaded and installed it.

The bonus is of cause...itâs free.

The Black Knight

I know pseudosceptics like Bolt often clutch at straws to imply global warming conspiracies are sprouting everywhere, but a secret funding source for an iphone app?

Oh come on now. Just when I thought it couldn't get any more stupid, I get taken by surprise yet again!

Mike, @13.

Nothing, nothing, should surprise you about A.B. Especially the level of stupidity he and some of his followers exhibit regularly.

but a secret funding source for an iphone app?

Well, he was pushing the line that Google was suppressing "Climategate" as a suggested search term.

I think he has the idea that this is symptomatic of a consipracy amongst supposedly progressive IT companies.

That should be " ... @ #3" :-(

the level of stupidity he and some of his followers exhibit regularly.

You're telling me.

It should be "someone is funding all this but whom".

the level of stupidity he and some of his followers exhibit regularly.

Yeah, but Andrew must be feeling pretty lonely at the moment because even his regulars haven't followed him into this idiotic wilderness.

The denialists comments on that thread are exceptionally hilarious. Too bad they're allowed to vote.

Scratch my last post, I spoke too soon - the gates have opened and the followers do what the do best -talk nonsense like their messiah.

Wait. There are iPhone apps out there for creationists. What do creationists have that AGW-denialists don't?
Anyway, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before some denier writes up an app. But then, if some had asked me, say, 6 months ago, for an ETA on an iPhone app for spouting denier talking points I'd have put my $0.02 on 90 days.

There's also a general-purpose conservative talking points app too. Amusingly, it's a paid app.

Has no-one twigged on the connection between Al Gore and Apple?

Come to think of it "Gore" does sound a bit like "core".

And then there's the "twig" part. Apples are connected by twigs ...

I posted a comment in response to James' argument that "1 in 85,800 molecules" can't possibly warm the climate, and "1 in 33 CO2 molecules" are anthropogenic but the "other 32" are said not to. High confidence coupled with fantastic ignorance is a great combination, no?

Wonder if my comment will get published? At least one other critique of that comment has made it, so perhaps...

I suppose the "sceptics" have to come up with their own app. For instance one that gives you misquotes of climate scientists, either taken from stolen emails or simply made up (sorry, paraphrased).

Anyway, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before some denier writes up an app.

Yeah, it would say: Al Gore is fat

But did you get as far as his "The disgrace is not in the dodgy science but in the exposing of it".

Who does that remind you of?

I'll give you a clue, its close to home.

The Telegraph shows its true colors. The following is by Shane Richmond, Head of Technology (Editorial) for Telegraph Media Group, emphasis added.

>As I say, itâs unlikely to convince Telegraph readers who, if the recent Climategate debate â led by our own James Delingate [_sic_] â is anything to go by, are climate change deniers to a man. We also know that __iPhone owners are all Lefties__. Still, perhaps you could use it to __keep track of what the _enemy_ is up to__. It is free, after all.

Bluegrue,

I thought that was interesting too. Shane Richmond laid it on so thick that I wouldn't be surprised if he is opposed to the tactics of Delingpole et al, and might have some contempt the denialism of his paper's readers.

http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2003/mar/19gore.html

I wonder if this has anything to do with it ..nah cant be the case they wouldnt employ a crook, the darling of the alarmanistas.

XLOMFG!!!!

Apple is part of the Vast Warmist Communistical Conspiracy(TM)!?!?!//?!111! I knew it, all along!!!!

I must burn my MacBook Pro!!1 I must burn it *immediately*!!!

PS. Does anyone have Steve Jobs' email address?

I note that Bolt finishes with:

'(Thanks to reader Newt.)'

Would that be Newt as in Gingrich?

Sounds about right.

Pathetic. Bolt is clearly in over his head, cue cartoon of Bolt with iPods whizzing over his head, many captions would fit this.

The denialists won't make their own app, they'll just make endless demands for the source code for this one.

Stu J gets my vote!

:)

I suppose the "sceptics" have to come up with their own app. For instance one that gives you misquotes of climate scientists, either taken from stolen emails or simply made up (sorry, paraphrased).

Or one that provides nonsensical denials of fairly obvious historical observations. A couple I've seen lately:

(1) If the Earth warms, the ice caps should actually grow, because there's more precipitation, etc.

(2) If the Earth warms, sea level should actually decline, because water evaporates.

I kid you not.

I think the sceptic app would be something like this:
http://www.google.com/mobile/goggles/

Take a photo of a person or object, and it tells you if they/it is part of the Communist Conspiracy, using the following advanced algorithm:

`
function isCommunist(Object o) {
return true;
}
`

Stu J @ 23 - LOL :-)

And then they'll spend three years attempting to rewrite it to show that its calculations of integer pixel coordinates are incorrect, never realising that it uses a floating point coordinate system ;-)

I reckon this is a plot to make denialism uncool by persuading them all to decide individually for themselves based rationally on the available evidence that iPhones just aren't the right communications tool for them.

Al Gore on the Apple board is just icing on the cake for this conspiracy theory ;-)

My first comment on Bolt's blog was published. There's a dodgy reply that I've now tried to reply to. Let's see if that makes it.

Well naturally; everyone knows that apples start out green but turn bright red.

Far be it for me to doubt the sincerity of the insane, but I think it's the right-wing's regular successes with the persecution shtick that keeps them coming back for more. They won't be satiated until you have to download both sides, and anything even remotely accurate has to be interleaved with reminders that physics = Hitler.

Quick, get the DenialDepotApp out.
It will be popular with its target audience.
BUT charge for it, at least $0.02
Remember, they need the market validation.

Long discussion at [RealClimate](http://www.realclimate.org/index.php/archives/2010/02/throw-your-iphone…). John Cook says it's coded by Shine Technologies. As it's free, I assume they see it as advertising their business, as is the case for many free apps.

Yes, I do have an iPhone and it does have this app on it! It auto-updates if there are new entries.

18 bluegrue,

Hilarious! He really did say "Delingate" .

20 Rastus,

Wow! What a scoop! What a sleuth you are!

(Is there anyone here who didn't know that Gore is on Apple's board?)

TS @ 34, no I didn't know. But only because I don't care what Al Gore does (except when making terrible algorithm puns).

Just skimmed through the idiocy at Blot's blog. It's as if most of them were totally unaware of John Cook's website, let alone how the App Store works.

But even if Apple were behind it officially (they're not), why would that be odd? They're a tech company employing very bright people, not anti-science morons.

21 Neil,

steve at apple.com (allegedly).

35 Stu,

I'll let you off. Perhaps I know because I'm an Apple user?

31 Hank,

No. It'd be $20.00. Gotta test the Poe limits. ;)

It seems that with every passing day of reading on the latest developments in AGW -- and the sheer insanity of the response from the deniers -- my faith in Humanity falls just a bit more.

*thunk*

Damn.

*thunk*

Damn.

*thunk*

Damn.

Of course Al Gore has to be dragged into this! It wouldn't be a real conspiracy theory without him!

@23: The funny (?) thing is this Stu J:

The coders will shortly be flooded with hundreds of FOI requests for the iphone application code, all their email records, their residential addresses over the last 10 years, and the names of any pets they might have.

After getting the information, the denialists will be in a quandry as to what it all means, although the fact that one coder will be discovered to have a dog named "Al" will be taken as prima-facie evidence of left-wing political infiltration of the iphone application coding community.

Denialists will then, unable to figure out what the code actually does, demand that the coders teach them how to use it, so that they can prove how flawed it is.

...unable to figure out what the code actually does...

Yeah, that lack of line numbers and GOTOs really throws them ;-)

Watch it Lotharson... if code does not have goto's it is not code!

COBOL rules!

If the code is anything other than

10 CLS
20 COLOR 5
30 PRINT "GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX!!!"
40 GOTO 10

they will have blown this scandal wide open.

Did anyone note the hilarious element in Bolt's headline?

It's an app intended to present information to those unconvinced on the science of global warming, and the headline is:

iTunes presents warming for dummies

Maybe Bolt is a double agent ;-)

Make Andrew Bolt pay the $100 license (for one computer) and get a computer with Snow Leopard. Then let him create all the endless views and controllers and connections in ObjectiveC/Cocoa in XTools for iPhones. I doubt Bolt knows what C practices are, so he'll probably have to try several times to even get an app declared workable. Then have him document it and test it and so on.

By the time his app is definitively accepted or rejected, it'll be 2050, so we'll have solved it or not before we hear from him again.

Oh, and Stu J wins the Internets.

Marion accidentally spills the dirty little secret! Apple insists on controllers to impose their politically correct views, and then they have the gall in a paroxysm of propagandistic doubletalk to call it objective? No wonder there are no "skeptic" apps; even the software tools have a well known anti-skeptical bias!

;-)

Thanks Lotharsson - in the newspaper world where I work, we need all the laughs we can get nowadays.

Lotharsson is in on the conspiracy - he knew the climate realists were already exposing the views and controllers - but the real strength of we elite UN climate czars is our powerful connections. oops.

Marion, Marion, you have much to learn in the dark arts.

When facts become undeniable, you reveal what can no longer be hidden, but in such a way as to direct attention away from what you wish to remain concealed. There's a term of art for it.

But now you've gone and told everyone about those powerful connections that I carefully avoided highlighting! What next? Letting the people know about user interface controls installed in every iPhone app, the iPhone kill pill used for erasing inconvenient data and apps, or the Trojan Horse strategy for extending UN Climate Command's influence to every corner of the world called International Platform for Anthropogenic Domination?

Er, .... oops.

I'd like to see a 'skeptical' iPhone app.

E.g. The earth has been cooling since 1998. The earth is warming, but it is the sun. The earth is warming, but it is from El Nino events and ocean heat. The earth hasn't been warming. Temperature records have been fudged by climate scientists to show warming. Temperature records show the globe has been cooling since 1998....,

and I think somewhere around there the iPhone hits a logic loop, and spontaneously bursts into flames.

I'd like to see a 'skeptical' iPhone app.

Woo-hoo, nice idea - dueling 'skeptical' apps! Maybe we should start making a whole bunch of them, each offering incompatible reasons and trashing the reasons provided by the others - and time how long before the different tribes of adherents start mercilessly flaming each other?!

Tamino has crunched the numbers to test two major skeptical claims. This deserves a post and a link.

http://tamino.wordpress.com/2010/02/25/false-claims-proven-false/

Work done:

Temperature time series using only raw data.

Comparing drop-out time series with dropped out stations included.

"I'd like to see a 'skeptical' iPhone app."

*Phil Jones has apparently said this thing, so it must be false... Phil Jones has apparently said this other thing, so it must be true... Phil Jones has apparently said this thing, so it must be false... Phil Jones has apparently said this other thing, so it must be true... Phil Jones has apparently said this thing, so it must be false... Phil Jones has apparently said this other thing, so it must be true... *

The ideal skeptic app would be a talking Andrew Bolt doll with a string in its back. Pull it, and you get one of five responses: "It's the sun, stupid! The climate has always changed! CO2 is plant food! Consensus is collusion! Socialism!"

It'd be devastating to every argument a warmist could possibly make, and you wouldn't even have to teach his angry geriatric readers to use an iPhone.

Steve Jobs gives to Democrats, but his views are pretty mainstream, quasi-libertarian - on economic issues, he's decidedly to the right of the average American.

About the only thing he doesn't want to ideally leave up to the market is schooling - he figures guaranteed education means that people have less excuse for failing in the job world.

Woz is probably closer to being "socialist" than Jobs ever dreamt of being - Jobs was a product designer (for HP) and marketer (for his own businesses) to begin with, recall.

Al Gore, for that matter, has always been a vigorous defender of capitalism, especially to the environmental movement, and his "Reinventing Government" initiative as VP achieved more of the "Contract with America" than the GOP Congress - and certainly not always to the net benefit of the American people.

What they call socialism is so revealing. I'd like to work at a company run by denialist trolls (not!).

If you called another department for figures, they'd charge you $100 a word. If you pointed out that it was in their contract to tell you, they'd tell you to call their lawyer.

@56:
Wind up the Andrew Bolt Windup Doll and it interrupts you to demand you "let him finish".

There is a new Alex Jones / Infowars app available for the iPhone as well - so you can keep up on the latest conspiracy theories on the move. http://www.climatejournal.org/

If you liked it check out [Brain Map](http://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/brain-map/id414674617) (for iPhone) - a 3D model of the brain, useful for learning how your brain works!