GrrlScientist, trendsetter that she is, took the Simpsons Personality Quiz. Thought I, "Gee, that looks like fun."
I totally didn't see this coming:
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You Are Barney |
 You could have been an intellectual leader... Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." |
Maybe Springfield just doesn't have enough people like me to allow the construction of an accurate test. However, in Shelbyville ...
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I turned out as Barney as well, so Barney must have a secret academic side.
Also Barney.
"Don't cry for us. We're already dead."
Ha! You bet the test is broken. It matched me with Ned Flanders! Since when is Flanders a liberal atheist? If it were an accurate test, it would have matched me with ... um ... let's see .... Well, it wouldn't have been Flanders!
i aspire to be barney!
*burp*
Don't despair. I got Barney too, and I doubt he's in physics grad school. I think it was the hair and the pants.
I think Barney is the only result you can get. Certainly from the options given. For more Simpsons fun, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKg22Al4SOE&search=simpsons
Nope, I'm an academic too. I got Krusty the Klown.