How to get a date

A little how-to action for Valentine's Day

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I think I'm going to have to add a new behavior to the crank HOWTO based on the latest campaign by troofers to get attention by disruption. First it was Bill Maher:
La Corte de los Milagros translates the Crank HOWTO! I'm flattered. Thanks Martin.
Eli Rabett has written a how-to guide for climate trolls. If you think of some troll tactics that he missed, add them in comments.