BBQ is not a verb; BBQ is not a grill...

"When my life is through, bury me in barbeque."

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"Is Florida a southern state?"
"No. It ain't."

I laughed loudest at that part! Good thing I had already put my cup of joe down or it would be yet another keyboard soaked!