What Kind of Writer Are You?

You Should Be A Poet

You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem.

If this online quiz is accurate (doubtful), it would go a long way towards explaining why I cannot find a paying job doing anything at all because it effectively labels me as a misfit (have you known a poetic scientist? Have any of you known a poet who was employed as a poet?)

Okay, I showed you my results, now you can show me yours, and you have to tell me if you think your results are accurate, too.

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Because all poets sit around in their underwear in doorways showing off their long legs and waiting for inspiration to strike. Sheesh.

You Should Be a Film Writer

i was irritated by a number of the answers in that many could have been chosen. i have to say, the description for "Film Writer" and the idea i have of what film writers do are diametrically-opposed... however, given the limitation of ONLY one button being active, their ideal of what a film writer is rings true...

to me, anyway... :)

oh, and if i'd known poets sit around in their underwear showing off their long legs, i'd have talked to someone about changing my major decades ago... :)

Have any of you known a poet who was employed as a poet?

A (small) number of musicians come to mind. Neil Fallon (Clutch), is a good example (for giving a few clever nods to evolution in "Never Be Moved."

I am super nerd!

***You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer***

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from.
And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi.
Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics...
Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?
http://www.blogthings.com/whattypeofwritershouldyoubequiz/

Another scifi writer here. I doubt the quiz's author would be so quick to assign that role to me if they had ever been inflicted with any of my science fiction writing. I make Robert Heinlein look like the master of 3 dimensional characterization.

why am i the only poet in a crowd of scifi writers? well, at least i didn't end up being a (scream) romance writer! GAH!

I came out as a Joke Writer. Or was that a joke of a writer?

"You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.

How can they tell that from 5 questions? Probably just because I said that I liked to make people laugh and that I would write a hilarious tale that was close to true life. They didn't have an option for the kind of story I want to write. That was the closest.

That's got to be one of the less satisfactory quizzes I've done in a while.

Of course, I am incredibly hilarious - Laurel and Hardy humor; sort of the person who just knocked themselves out with a rake!

Science-fiction writer. Yeah, right. Was the poet even wearing underwear? "The grave is a fine and private place/But none,I fear, do there embrace [To His Coy Mistress]."

By biosparite (not verified) on 07 May 2006 #permalink

It seems quite possible to be both poet and scientist, especially if your in the field for the periodic feeling fo wonder and awe.

I remember I used to explain myself to people by saying: "I have the mind of a poet and the heart of an engineer..."

By bellisaurius (not verified) on 07 May 2006 #permalink

Oh, well. Sci fi writer too, which is probably more or less accurate. But the quiz is really rather too simplistic. Among the topics presented, I would be interested in exploring most of them. But you're confined to a narrow range.

That said, I like the alternate, what-if explorations, because you can do anything at all, including dragging in any of the other themes :)