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Gawd Responds to GrrlScientist

By grrlscientist on November 16, 2008.

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Image: Homeland Security Photo of GrrlScientist with Beaker of Evil.

God inspired a reader of mine to write a message to me in response to my godless spoutings. My reader, being a blog writer, posted it to his blog (much like the disciples did when gawd inspired them to write stuff -- no doubt only after they'd all sparked up a doobie and sat back on the couch with a bag of Doritos and quill-and-ink and a piece of parchment). This piece is one letter that will be included in the newest edition of the bible in a post-modern equivalent to the Letters to the Ephesians, except in this case, it's a new book in the bible known as "Letters to Godless Liberals", aka; "Godless Liberals" for short.

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Just a couple of comments:
(1) When handling a Beaker of Evil, shouldn't you be wearing more PPE (goggles, gloves, respirator)? I just want to keep our favorite GrrlScientist healthy.
(2) Nice boots!

Thank you for the link. And for the record, Gawd writes these things Himself. I just pick them up from wherever he happens to be vacationing at the time.
I wouldn't want anyone to think that I have the same views as Him. He may be good to have a drink with, but His ideas are old-fashioned at best.