tags: easter bunny, easter bunny is dead, holidaze, holidays
Image: Orphaned [larger view].
On the way to the subway today, I photographed this tragic accident. This must be the reason I didn't get any Easter candy this year! I am bummed!
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Ah, Easter. The holiday when many people ask "Wait, bunnies don't lay eggs. What gives?" Not everyone is a fan of the Easter Bunny, though.
I bet you didn't imagine that I would have an Easter story. Well, I've got one and it consists of nothing more than a mercifully short dialog between me and my daughter when she was very little:
"Dad, do you believe in the Easter Bunny?"
On this Easter Day, as children look forward to visits by the Easter Bunny, do you ever wonder what the Easter Bunny does the other 364 days a year?
I never realized a bunny could be such a sociopath.
News outlets are reporting a surprise attack on Easter. War weary from epoch fighting in the War on Christmas, only recently suspended, most analysts had predicted that there would be no War on Easter this year.
Don't worry folks. The Easter Bunny will rise from the dead in 3 days time.
Bob,
In 3 days his eggs are gonna stink!
Come to think of it, so will he...
Oh dude, that's horrible. And somehow hilarious at the same time!
You just made my fuckin day! Thanks for posting!
Don't worry, he's only sleeping. It off.
If you see a cute bunny saying: "Braaaaiiins!" get out your shotgun and shoot to kill.
Humans can be the most cruel and insanely kind of all living beings! Life will get its meaning when we are in our death bed! I am sorry to sound negative, but that's the fucking truth!