Anonymous Hero Donates 200 Human Kidneys to Hospital

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In this video, ONN reports that an anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to a hospital. Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. [1:11]

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sinister? you do know that the onion is all fake news right?

<_< that's the point of the onion: to make people seem dumb for believing them.

Wait... The Onion is fake? Oh my god. OH MY GOD! I must have sounded like SUCH AN IDIOT all these years!

You must be joking.

But. It makes so much sense...

Oh, man.

i love onion news, some idiots think it's me couple months back

By saitokthx (not verified) on 09 Jul 2009 #permalink

Hello Friend,
maybe you don't think of picking up toys as anything special, well
for me is a learning experience and not
able to speak or walk and my parents always carry me.
I am 4 years old, a little boy from Italy, my name is Mattia
Salamone, I have been diagnosed with
Cerebral Palsy & West Syndrome.

I need various intensive therapies, not possible in Italy,
reccomended and offered in Broward
County and are very costly.
Please help my parents with a donation so that I can learn to be
independent and play with other
children, and you will get lots of kisses from the Angel in Heaven.
Thank you so much.


Bank of America
account Number: 8980 2462 5398
Swift code: BOFAUS3N
ABA: 026 009593

intestate to: Salamone Sebastiano or Cusumano Carmela

contact: 954-347-3191