I've Discovered Who Orac Is!

Here's the picture:

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That's right: C.G.B Spender. Well, that is, if the loons responding to this post by Orac about 9/11 woo are to be believed. Fucking morons.

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The aliens are here among us.

The government knows, but they can't control it. The aliens are fomenting division and were responsible for the geometric technical advances of the last 100 years...the purpose? To fill the world with nuclear weapons. They want us to destroy ourselves.

I have met one.

I can tell you all more, but if you are just going to ridicule me, then forget it.

Tell us more. I'm intrigued.

By the Meme Man (not verified) on 10 Dec 2006 #permalink

I will if you promise not to ridicule me.

The aliens are here. I know. Because Tom Cruise told me so. He has been tested by the 'Quiznos Haberdasch' and subsequently integrated memories with the alien kind. A 157 million year old disembodied (and apparently kinda gay) Marklarian who crashed his saucer into a dinosaur. Now this alien has found Tom and is living in his head. Tom and his (kinda gay) Marklarian alien pal have plotted to gain control of the world by starting with the governship of the state of California and then the US Presidency, but for now have seen their efforts stymied by a curious lone cyborg assassin sent back in time from the future, a future in which humans are apparently used as batteries for robot Monkee's. So it's a win-win situation.

& Shhhh - it's a seeekrit...

Waiter - more Kool-Aid please!

This is exactly what I though I would get, and why they will win.

Despite pretensions to open inquiry, anything seriously at odds with the dominant paridigm will be ridiculed or, if necessary, forcibly suppressed.

So, even if someone had actual information...they would be laughed to scorn.

Maybe what the alien in the bookstore told me was correct.

You've learned the secret?! I've been trying to entice Orac to Brooklyn for two years now to learn the dark Wooian secrets of his identity.

Guess I've been scooped.