Formicophilia?

I would be remiss in my duties as an ant blogger to not pass this on from NCBI ROFL:

Transcultural sexology: formicophilia*, a newly named paraphilia in a young Buddhist male.

*The sexual interest in being crawled upon or nibbled by small insects, such as ants

Abstract: Children whose species-specific, juvenile sexual rehearsal play is thwarted or traumatized are at risk for developing a compensatory paraphilia. The case of a Buddhist male exemplifies the cross-cultural application of this principle. His syndrome, formicophilia, was endogenously generated without reference to or influence by commercial pornography. The complete causal explanation of paraphilia will require both a phylogenetic (phylismic) and an ontogenetic (life-history) component. The treatment of paraphilia may combine an antiandrogenic hormone with sexological counseling.

In spite of what I know you're all thinking, this is not what goes on at myrmecology meetings. We have other ways of amusing ourselves.