Happy Halloween 2014: Manotaur edition! (Synopsis)

“Not man enough? NOT MAN ENOUGH? I have three Y chromosomes, six adams apples, pecs on my abs and FISTS FOR NIPPLES!” -Testosteraur

You've been waiting all year for a new Halloween photo (and profile photo) for me, and now that the big day has come, it's time to unveil what I've chosen!

Image credit: Disney channel / Alex Hirsch et al. Image credit: Disney channel / Alex Hirsch et al.

For those of you who aren't averse to quality television just becomes it comes in the form of a cartoon, you'll love the phenomenon that is Gravity Falls. And in one of the show's most iconic episodes -- Dipper vs. Manliness -- we meet the mythical creature that won my heart for 2014: the Manotaur!

The smell of jerky summoned me. JERKY!!! The smell of jerky summoned me. JERKY!!!

Come check the whole thing out on the main Starts With A Bang!

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