They just don't write spine tinglers about killer pandas like they used to. Check out Heroic Comics #35, Facing Death in a Panda's Mouth, in its entirety below the fold.
Thank god they shot that panda. I thought they were goners! Via judgeabook.
Oh that plucky white man. He always seems to scrape by in the end.
And those educational parts about superstitious foreigners was an extra special bonus.
Gee whiz, I wish I'd married an adventuresome New York lawyer who would drag ME to the other side of the world to kill pandas!
They forgot to mention the panda's blood-curdling growl when baring its fangs. "Mountains of China along the Tibet border" are much safer now.
This reminds me a B-horror Holywood flick "Marsupials". Its a bad way to leave this world, getting mauled to death by koalas.
I went to the National Zoo last week and saw two pandas eating bamboo.
All I'll say is, if you were a bamboo stick, you wouldn't be laughing.
Reading the first panel, "a rare beast, a giant panda, Dean's wife!" makes for a much more interesting story.
Holy Jeez! Those folks were lucky! Pandas are killers! It was the panda or them!
that is amasing