Hook, Line and Pat Condell

Here's a lovely new item from Pat Condell entitled "Hook, Line and Rapture":

My favorite bit involves Pat talking to God in a dream about a bible: "I said 'What bible? That's just a blank sheet of paper.' and he said 'Yeah, this is the non-fiction version'".

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I'm devastated. Truly and totally devastated emotionally and intellectually. Indeed, I don't know how I'll ever be able to recover, how I'll ever be able to live down the shame and go on with my career.
Via Radley Balko, here's an amusing tidbit about Pat Robertson, God's own personal carnival barker, from his own CBN webpage:
Ladies and gentlemen, we have our winner of May's Robert O'Brien Trophy for the idiot of the month: Pat Boone. Yes, that Pat Boone, the has-been entertainer from the 50s turned columnist for the Worldnutdaily.
I'm finding great amusement lately in the fevered and over the top reaction of many conservative Christians to the Da Vinci Code movie coming out. It's like watching the Islamic reaction to The Satanic Verses, only without the death threats (so far). Folks: it's a novel.

That was very nice. Too many good parts to quote all the ones I liked. Here's a random one: "truth in the biblical sense...it is fantastically improbable and impossible to verify"