Obligatory Reading of the Day: Ken Ham's version of Evolution

Archy gives a detailed explanation of the way Creationists explain away all the problems of the Noah's Ark story.

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It would be funny if it weren't so scarry...

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"That works out to 2248 BC, counting forward from Bishop Usshers date. For comparison, the accepted historical dates for Egyptian history have the pyramids being built around 2800-2600 BC. That is, four to six centuries before the flood of Noah."

Obviously Ancient Egypt is just another Darwinian hoax!