BREAKING: G.W.Bush apologizes for everything, quits his job and the Republican Party and sends in a donation to MoveOn.org

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not even on this date is this funny...sorry....

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And he thought he had such a nice dress to wear for the announcement too...nobody told him the empire waistline went out at the turn of the century...that OTHER century.