He survived, so he is not eligible for a Darwin Award

But he definitely deserves an Honorable Mention (hat-tip: Tanja):

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ahaha. lovin' the tracheotomy hole. Why are you holding a rattlesnack anyway. man...

Southeast Portland? This guy's my neighbor! I'm going to keep an eye out for him. Always good to know when you're living near someone dangerously stupid.

And wait... a rattlesnake? In SE Portland? Was it a pet or do I need to be on the lookout for venomous snakes when I walk down the street?