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If the scissors are not used daily on the beard, it will not be long before the beard is, by its luxuriant growth, pretending to be the head.

- Hakim Jami (1414-92)

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There are three types of beard:
Brada Znanje
Brada Zvanje i
Brada Sranje

(Knowledge Beard, Position Beard, and Shit Beard)