Rove's miscalculations began well before election night. The polls and pundits pointed to a Democratic sweep, but Rove dismissed them all. In public, he predicted outright victory, flashing the V sign to reporters flying on Air Force One. He wasn't just trying to psych out the media and the opposition. He believed his "metrics" were far superior to plain old polls. Two weeks before the elections, Rove showed NEWSWEEK his magic numbers: a series of graphs and bar charts that tallied early voting and voter outreach. Both were running far higher than in 2004. In fact, Rove thought the polls were obsolete because they relied on home telephones in an age of do-not-call lists and cell phones. Based on his models, he forecast a loss of 12 to 14 seats in the House--enough to hang on to the majority. Rove placed so much faith in his figures that, after the elections, he planned to convene a panel of Republican political scientists--to study just how wrong the polls were.
His confidence buoyed everyone inside the West Wing, especially the president. Ten days before the elections, House Majority Leader John Boehner visited Bush in the Oval Office with bad news. He told Bush that the party would lose Tom DeLay's old seat in Texas, where Bush was set to campaign. Bush brushed him off, Boehner recalls. "Get me Karl," the president told an aide. "Karl has the numbers."
This would be much more amusing if it weren't so emblematic of Bush's approach to all policy issues. He remains a stubborn man of faith, even when the facts (and the math) suggest that he's completely wrong. Bush's mind is the opposite of supple.
"Math is hard" said Barbie. "Not for me. See - no hands!", said Karl.
I like reading about Karl's bad math as much as reading about the Bear's comeback win over the Giant's last night!
It could have been better. Just imagine if Karl had said, "It's going to be a cake-walk."
I think this episode calls for a permanent nickname. From now on, he is Karl "The Math" Rove to me.