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I received the most bizarre spam email. It claims to be from the company that makes Guinness:
I don’t usually highlight my e-mail spam, but this was so priceless, I just had to. So much wrong here:
Since the World Atheist Conference is in Dublin this June, you should go just to test this scientific conclusion: the Guinness does taste better in Ireland. I think so, too.
Can you stay awake for a book? Or are books going extinct along with the American attention span?