Revolutionary new science project from Dr. Oz

Well, he can't recommend juice. OMG ARSENIC!!!!!

whadda dipshit.

Wider hips protect from heart disease and boost the chances of living longer.

Huh. I coulda sworn obese people were at much greater risk of heart disease and premature death. But they tend to have pretty wide hips, so I guess I must be wrong.

You know, people should be legally forbidden from saying "Dr. Oz cant drop any lower than this!"

I agree. It's almost like Oz takes it as a personal challenge. "Oh, you think that's as low as I can go? Wait'll you see this!"

Oh, I see. You just couldn't write one post without throwing a dig at me at the end!

*cries*

And don't start me talking about puking. Ugh. It has NOT been a good weekend.

Was going to do the hair quiz, but they wanted me to sign in. So, I went straight for the barfing instead. Do you have any extra seltzer? :D

What the hell is a fake sugar?

Its a scientific term for "No really, Cosmo interns made this entire website".

OH MY GOD:

Pssst. Rumor has it, women gossip for good reason, and itâs not just to get the latest on that torrid love affair.

Male inattentiveness isnât the only reason women tend to talk more than men. Itâs because women crave more serotonin and oxytocin, feel-good brain chemicals that surge when we communicate with other people. This means gossiping can actually be good for your body (assuming youâre not the one everyoneâs clucking on about), and the rumor mill has a real biological purpose. It also explains why women speak about 20,000 words during an average day, while men mutter about 7,000 tops. Hereâs lookinâ at you, Gossip Girl.

SCIENCE!!

I just had grilled salmon with bearnaise, rice pilaf and an artichoke.

Salmon is a "beauty food".

I'm just sitting here being pretty....caveman pretty.

Dark chocolate is also a "beauty food".

There is a big bunt cake on the sideboard I have been eyeing since yesterday.

Since the nutrition page says moderation is a lie I am going to bury my face in that cake when The Bride goes to sleep.

I am going to be gorgeous!

Thanks Dr. Oz!

while men mutter about 7,000 tops.

John C. Welch is like totally above average then.

Since the nutrition page says moderation is a lie I am going to bury my face in that cake when The Bride goes to sleep.

I am sure one of the feministas will take offense at that.

"No really, Cosmo interns made this entire website"

There was once a comedian named Jay Hickman who had a line or two about Cosmo. It's a women's magazine that's 366 pages long. 365 of them why they shouldn't fuck you. 366 is the index.

I was amused.

Shit, I break 7000 bitching about "where's my coffee" every morning.

Language: Wallow in it.

Pff, I say more than 7000 words in my sleep.

Such unnecessary derision.

Itâs like youâve never even heard of pretty girl science before.

Dean: He's all inside out.

Dr Venture: Dean, Dean, Dean. You're supposed to be the smart one. You know your father would never turn Scamp inside out. I've simply removed all of his skin.

Dean: Jeepers.

DrV: Scamp's an integral part of some groundbreaking research I'm doing for a major cosmetics corporation. Ya see, their test animals are always expiring before they can finish performing all their super-important makeup experiments on them, so your father's perfecting a way of keeping them alive - longer.

Hank: But, pop...

DrV: Hank! You like pretty girls, don't you?

Hank & Dean: AND HOW!

DrV: Well, pretty girls need cosmetics - how do ya think they get so pretty? So the next time you see an attractive young lady - and you're sure to see plenty in New York City - you just think of old Scamp over there and all he's done for pretty girl science.

fake sugars can actually make you gain weight

Is there any shred of truth in this? A brief google session suggests "no", but I'd be interested to hear from anyone who actually has a clue.

Corkscrew@#13

"fake sugars can actually make you gain weight"

"Is there any shred of truth in this? A brief google session suggests "no", but I'd be interested to hear from anyone who actually has a clue."

This claim is based on a Purdue psych department rat study from 2008.

It might be the case if you don't calorie count.

When you give rats no cal substitute they eat a caloric payload to match table sugar's caloric payload on the Brix scale for similar sweetness.

Normally sweet=calorie count, when that doesn't happen, the rats will calorie bulk to make up for the discrepancy.

They tried, for a while, to make the claim that HFCS were doing this to people but unless you are using HFCS 90 it dosen't make sense (most common HFCS is HFCS 55, dead on with sugar).

People(unlike rats) who use sugar substitutes are more likely to be counting their fat and carb intake as well as worrying over their burn rate since they are not lying around in small cages lined with ALPHA-Dri.

So if you happen to have the brain of a rat and happen to be trapped in a bakery and you happen to use Equal in your coffee, you might eat an extra bagel to make up for the neuro trickery and may become fat...or not.

It is an irresponsible statement made by a celebrity cardiac surgeon based on a three year old rodent psychology study.

Horrible site.

The site founder claims promiscuity is good for your hair.

ick.