Jesus Protects Us From Being Poisoned

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In this video, we are reminded about Mark 16:17-18, which tells us that drinking poison will do no harm to those who believe in god. Edward Current celebrates this amazing gift from our loving Father by drinking a bottle of cyanide that is so potent that it can kill an adult atheist in less than ten seconds [3:50]

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Dang. He should have used a homeopathic cyanide solution.

By Don in Rochester MN (not verified) on 17 May 2009 #permalink

Next.

By Kevin Lenaghan (not verified) on 17 May 2009 #permalink

Well done, now that you're dead, how bout hookin a brother up with next weeks power ball....No wait, ask around and see if any of your New friends know where Bin Laden is, we've apparently looked everywhere and can't seem to track him down.

By Terry in Sullivan (not verified) on 17 May 2009 #permalink