Breaking News: Google Starts Opt-Out Village to User Promote Privacy

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This streaming news report reveals that web users who wish to completely protect their privacy can choose to move to a desolate mountain village started by Google. While living there, they are guaranteed an environment free from Google products and natural light from the sun [2:18]

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