Metaphysics with Computers

More fluff while I grade papers...

While you're giving me your puns (see below), you should also give me your best (slightly) pejorative and (hopefully) funny descriptions of cognitive psychology/science. The two best I've heard, both from the same attention researcher, are:

"Cognitive psychology is just metaphysics with computers."

and

"Cognitive psychology is a bunch of monkeys jumping around trying to grab the high hanging fruit."

More like this

OK, this is goofy, but I was tired and bored, so I started playing around with "The Advertising Slogan Generator" (via Pharyngula) You put a word or phrase in,
Those of you interested in embodied cognition, and issues of knowledge representation, should find this paper interesting:
Mild cognitive impairment affects many cognitive functions, particularly memory. People with mild cognitive impairment are 3-4 times more likely to develop Alzheimer's Disease; hence, it is regarded as a transition stage between normal age-related cognitive decline and Alzheimer's Disease.
I know there are a few psychologists out there lurking around. This post is for you. I thought it might be interesting for some of you (all of you? any of you? hello, is this thing on?) to write a little bit about what you do as psychologists.

who is the attention researcher?

Matt, I don't really want to say publicly, but if you really must know, send me an email and I'll tell you.