Ant Taxonomy Fail

Step 1. Replace Argentine Ants with Fire Ants.

Step 2. ???

Step 3. Profit!

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Epic.

By Joshua King (not verified) on 12 Mar 2010 #permalink

South Park reference FTW.

By Rob Clark (not verified) on 12 Mar 2010 #permalink

New season starts on Wed. SP needs to do one on ants!! :) I know Eric Cartman mentioned this quote:

"Oh, look what Kyle got me, it's a red Mega... Ants in the pants? Ants in the pants?! Ants in the Pants?!! ..." --Eric Cartman in South Park's Damien Episode (Season 1; Episode 8)

Don't cry for me Argentina!