Inconceivable!

Actually, it's not the internet any more. We've replaced it all with an incredibly accurate simulation.

Although, oddly, we couldn't get the pornography quite right. All of the women seem to have only two breasts.

It's hot everywhere. Here in central Alabama, we hit 87 today. Two more degrees and we would have tied a record. It feels less like early spring and more like early summer, without the humidity.

It will hit 80 by the end of the week here in Balmy Central Minnesota.

You know, for all my ranting about Global Warming, I'm not really completely against it...

(the widespread death and mayhem is bad, I know, I know.)

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." (in a Spanish accent, of course)

Lucky you. Here I'm surrounded by people who don't believe that "almost all the snow is gone" at "60 F." In keeping with your previous post, I suppose the "complete fucking pansy about nonwarm temperatures" characteristic of the average Californian must be an indoctrination thing...

It keeps flipping between "hot summer day" and "hellish Siberian winter" where I live. The weather cant decide how to torture us.

Today when I was taking the scungy compost out to the bin in the backyard, I noticed green, growing things poking their way up out of the ground! I was stunned, especially considering that a week ago, it was -8C with a vicious windchill, and there warn't nuthin' growin' outside but the icicles on people's eaves. Plants really get a move on when they want to, don't they?

Ah, life in the Carolinian Canada microclimate. This time next week, it'll either be summer or snowing. I feel Baratos' pain, deeply, much as I felt the pain in my joints when this warm front came in, and the barometer dropped 2.1 kiloPascals in just under 24 hours. Ouch!

You Northerners with your "winter" and your "snow" amuse me.

60 degrees? Brrrr.

(says the Houstonian)

Baratos, you wouldn't live in Missouri, by any chance?

What is this "snow" you talk of? You mean the stuff that hangs around in the mountains in sensibly arranged countries?

Yours, surrounded by a Pacific heat sink...

I just had to say that I stepped outside the door a few minutes ago, and it is 60°F! And almost all the snow is gone! And the sky is blue! And there are birds chirping in the trees!

I know. Hellish, isn't it?

I was just watching an episode of Planet Earth where they showed the weather in Patagonia was so unstable you could get all four seasons in a single day. We're getting close.

It was 45 today here! That makes us happy! The snow is, well, melting! In most places! Upstate New York sucks.

Here in Minnesota, it isn't hard to convice people of the idea of global warming. The problem is convicing them that it is a bad thing. (Lower heating bills, shorter winters, longer growing season, etc)

Of course, I know better than to trust Minnesota weather. It will stay warm just long enough for people to put their shovels and winter coats away, then we will get hit with another snow storm.

You should be excited, PZ. Earth is undergoing the most dramatic climate shift since the end of the Last Glaciation. And you have a front-row seat.

(Despite my joking, no individual extreme can be attributed to global warming, and 60 F weather in Mn in late March is only unusual.)

And here we're going to have several warm spring days (today I think it hit 82 at the airport, and it is still 70 at 9:52 p.m.

Got almost all my windows open, I get great cross ventilation (I loves Victorian houses...).

I'm in KC, MO. I like hearing all the birds, and a fan keeps me from being annoyed with the birds early in the morning. (At night it is kind of touching, after dark you can hear them twittering among themselves as the settle into their night's roost...)

And despite the fact I live in Urbia, I live in an urban forest. Once the temps go up to a reliable enough steady warmth, we have the lovely call of tree frogs all night. Which is quite nice.

It's the annual miracle. Rejoice.

It occasionally gets that cold here, at night; then we break out the blankets.

OT--surprised to see no mention here of the coming out of an atheist congressman from California. See, for example:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17594581/from/RS.5/

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2007/0…
theyre_campaigning_on_a_wing_and_a_prayer/

above boston globe link (Ellen Goodman article) converted to:

http://tinyurl.com/yo4v8w

Cold? I hung up the coat, unbuttoned my shirt, and rolled up my sleeves. This was weather for getting naked.

And yeah, we had a thread on Pete Stark last week. It's just scrolled off the front page already.

As long as the internet works, you can be assured that you haven't been raptured. ;)

Not only that, the redwinged blackbirds are back (males singing on their territories, females hanging around in spectating flocks), the pintail ducks are passing through on their way back to the arctic, the killdeers are here in breeding plumage, the cormorants are returning to their nesting platforms in Burlington Bay, and the cardinals (birdlike dinosaurs, not religious dinosaurs) are singing.

And I've metamorphosed from a Crunchy Crustacean to a Lowly Insect!

As long as the internet works, you can be assured that you haven't been raptured.

Given the numerous websites (often discussed here!) which read like
they were written by someone with precious little contact with Earth,
how can you be sure there's no internet for the raptured?

What if some of the kooks are kooks because they've been raptured, and no
longer have non-internet contact with reality?

That's 15.5 degrees in "real money" isn't it?

Here ( outer London ), the weather has been flipping.
Today is beautiful, and sunny and warm - expecting outside temp to hit 17-18.
Yesterday, the Robins and Skylarks were singing away, and the blue-tits, Parus caeruleus apparently renamed Cyanistes caeruleus (Why?) nesting furiously, lots of different species of Ladybird etc.
But last week was cold and miserable - temps hovering between +3 and -1, with sleet and snow flurries.
Yet a week earlier, it was really unseasonably warm, with temps. reaching 18 at a maximum.
And we are considerably further North than you in Minnesota, at Lat: 51:35:06N (51.5849) Lon: 0:00:54W (-0.0149) - or about 700 meters W of the Greenwich meridian.

Well, it's not quite the first of May (audio less than safe for work if you work with prudes), but it's getting closer!

55° yesterday here in eastern Pennsylvania, the tulips are up, the daffodils are starting to set blossom, and the crocus are happy creatures getting ready to bloom in a few days! Even the grass put on a quarter inch in my yard yesterday.

My neighbors refer to me as, "The guy with the lawn," so your mileage may differ...

Morph

Boston is second to no other place for fickle weather. The forecast for the next few days is very seasonable (and reasonable!). I have to resist the urge to start moving plants outside, because I know that there is likely to be at least one more hard frost before winter's really over.

We're experiencing similar temperature swings in New England -- my favorites have been in the last two weeks. We've gone from wind chills in the negative numbers (Fahrenheit) to near 70s, and AFTER the 70s, we had 18" of snow last week Friday, which still hasn't all melted even though the last three days have been in the 50s. Crazy.

Oh, BTW, I like the redesign. The tiled backgrounds on the title bars and quotes were cute, but for some reason, they made my browser scroll slower. I have no idea why that was, but reading here just got (even) more pleasant without them :)

We've had the tree frogs on and off for weeks now in Maryland. It sounds like a Greek chorus outside.

Hey, as scientists shouldn't we all be promoting the metric system? Here in Hamilton,ON it's a breezy 282.15 Kelvins! Practically T-shirt weather!

I've come to realize how little I care for Centigrade temperature. You Centigrade dorks only get about 30 degrees to play around with. It doesn't even sound intimidating. Ooh, its...30 out today! Back here in Farenheit-land, we get a full hundred at least. Yeah, ours is bigger.

I've come to realize how little I care for Centigrade temperature. You Centigrade dorks only get about 30 degrees to play around with. It doesn't even sound intimidating. Ooh, its...30 out today! Back here in Farenheit-land, we get a full hundred at least. Yeah, ours is bigger.

I guess it seems that way if you can't conceive of negative temperatures :)

Here in Celsius land, we get to say "It's below zero" rather more often, and have it actually mean something. Nyah!

we get to say "It's below zero" rather more often, and have it actually mean something.

Yeah, it means it's time to put a spring jacket on over your sweater. Now, when it gets below zero Fahrenheit, we're starting to talk real cold. ;-)

Yeah, it means it's time to put a spring jacket on over your sweater.

Oh, I didn't mean that below zero Celsius is especially cold, just that something significant happens to the outside environment at 0 C.

Now, when it gets below zero Fahrenheit, we're starting to talk real cold. ;-)

Perhaps, but how cold is real cold? :) We had compulsory skiing in PE down to about -4 F (-20 C). 'Damn, it's cold' rather than 'OMFG my ears just fell off' cold.

Greetings from Massachusetts. It snowed Saturday night. The crocuses are out anyway, of course, and mock the snowfall with their sassy purple blossoms, just as the nascent daffodils poke their little green noses up through the slushy mud to be warmed by the early spring sunshine. I love them so!

And by the way, our thermometer goes to "eleven."

... the internet still works here!

No it doesn't. You just didn't listen and adjusted the vertical.

And you don't want to know what happens if you even touch the horizontal...

Yes, that wonderful Massachusetts weather. It lends itself to creating microclimates, since small details can make large differences in our wrinkled landscape: sun exposure; altitude; shade/wind shade from hills, trees, or buildings; distance from ocean; drainage; what the glaciers left and what they scraped away; etc.