Perhaps it's time for me to get serious about eating doughnuts!
(Hat tip: Greg)
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It's inauguration day, and in a fine old American tradition, every event must be associated with a commercial tie-in. Krispy Kreme dougnuts is offering a free choice of a doughnut in honor of the change in presidents.
"Yes, I'd like a dozen doughnuts, please."
"Are you sure, sir? If I were you I'd run as fast as I could from this shop and head for the nearest bakery for some whole grain bread."
"You work here and you're trying to discourage me from buying your product?"
If you haven't heard by now, some theopolitical conservatives are angry at the Krispy Kreme doughnut chain because they used "doughnut of choice" in an ad campaign.
Sounds yummy.