Facebook, Twitter, Revolutionizing How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

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There are times when I am grateful for having been shunned by my family since the age of fifteen: Christmas being the most notable among them. But the Onion News Network reminded me of yet another reason to be happy I don't have to deal with them: Facebook and Twitter! In this streaming video, 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.

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so you can be even further from your parents? :P

Do you not realise that this is parody from the onion?

By Clareabel (not verified) on 03 Sep 2009 #permalink

This is fake. The Onion is a parody/satire site. Duh.

By Anonymous (not verified) on 03 Sep 2009 #permalink

wait...The Onion is fake parody?
Is my face red!

By Sven DiMilo (not verified) on 03 Sep 2009 #permalink

Shunned by your family? Because you are such a mug?

By Dodgy Bill (not verified) on 03 Sep 2009 #permalink