tags: facebook, twitter, internet, technology, cyber stalking, Onion News Network, ONN, humor, satire, fucking hilarious, streaming video
There are times when I am grateful for having been shunned by my family since the age of fifteen: Christmas being the most notable among them. But the Onion News Network reminded me of yet another reason to be happy I don't have to deal with them: Facebook and Twitter! In this streaming video, 'E-Mom' Gloria Bianco shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.
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Dang. The Onion rebuts my prior comments.
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"If you enjoy my writing, photography, book reviews and the many videos that I share with you, please vote for me to go to Antarctica as your official blogger."
so you can be even further from your parents? :P
Grrl is hoping they'll follow her, but miss the boat back.
Do you not realise that this is parody from the onion?
This is fake. The Onion is a parody/satire site. Duh.
wait...The Onion is fake parody?
Is my face red!
Shunned by your family? Because you are such a mug?