T-Shirts That God Would Wear!

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As a believer in the Prosperity Gospel, Edward Current prayed for abundance in his bank account. Here's what God -- and his accountant -- told him to do. Better yet, Jeebuz is helping out by pimping his new T-Shirts to the public!

For the record, Edward Current doesn't even know I exist, and I do not get any rewards for placing this ad here -- not even a lousy free t-shirt! That said, I DO know what I want for my Easter gifts, and they ain't armies chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies!

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I already know what I want for my Easter gifts, and they ain't armies chocolate covered marshmallow bunnies!

Unless you have some very large parrots, methinks they've get rather lost in even the smallest-sized tee-shirt.