Oh, You'll Eat a Muffin! You'll Eat a Muffin and Like it!

I must take issue with the 'bird' muffin, although Sylvester might like it.

Fibroblast muffins?
Tinnitus muffins?
What would a Retrospectacle muffin look like?

More like this

Wolverine muffins...MMMMMM! They will provide food for Buckeyes this year.

ps: The Cunningham Muffin Company owes money to Caddy Shack for "slightly adapting" (stealing) the "You'll eat a muffin and like it" line.

You say stealing, I say tribute!

And how a Buckeye, a tiny nut that grows on trees, could eat any kind of muffin, I'll never know.

They can, I'd wager, eat crow though. :P

Yes, crow eating might come to pass, but not, I think, this year. BTW - some Buckeyes are Big Nuts, and they eat muffins all the time.