It wouldn't be funny, really, unless it was in the Onion.
My favorite:
"Maybe Bush would pass the bill if, instead of research, the stem cells would be used for torture."
Ah the Onion. Irreverent to the last.
(Thanks to Kendra!)
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i wonder how long it will take for some conservative knee jerker who's ignorant to the onion's existance to shout and proclaim, "See!? atheistic materialists are destroying our humanity and they relish it!"
i admit, i have a texas republican aunt and uncle who go to the same church as bush sr.. uncle became a quadrapaligic several years ago after an accident. they support stem cell research as it could help him. is this what it takes???