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First, Mitchell and Webb took on homeopathy. This week, it's bogus (word choice intentional) "nutritionists":
Well, I'm back. After my trip to TAM7, I'm back in the real world, jet-lagged and tired. So it may take me a while--hopefully only a little while--to get back to my usual prolific output, and there will be something later today. In the meantime, just let me say I really, really wish I had had this T shirt to wear at TAM7: Well, actually I wish I had a G-rated version of the shirt to wear. I don't generally wear T shirts with profanity on them. If such a shirt existed, then all I would need to complete my wardrobe would be this one: That would be a problem, wouldn't it?
Picnic. Rob Sheridan / Creative Commons In the second of my 226,000 part series (as yet unnamed) in which I help promote my favorite photographs and artwork bearing a Creative Commons attribution license, I would like to introduce my readers to the amazing work of Rob Sheridan. Picnic is his latest piece, in honor of the Fourth of July, and I think everyone will agree it's as twisted as it is hilarious. I encourage everyone to check out his entire collection of work at his Flickr account and at his Sketchblog: Rob-Sheridan.com.
It's rather familiar, I'm afraid. But funny.
tags: miracle, christian cat, religion, Christian Cat Plays Amazing Grace, Edward Current, streaming video In this amazing video, we are given evidence that miracles truly do happen! This video captures the impossible: Edward's christian cat, Miss Delilah, performs a miracle on camera. You just have to believe it in your heart! [1:06]
Hang on; Klinghoffer is bad, but you haven't read the clever reasonings of Nancy Greenwood of Red Deer, Alberta yet. She doesn't like those atheists one bit — she's got a list of 5 horrible facts about atheists (although it could be longer, if she hadn't kindly left off the bits about baby-eating). Being the hot topic of the day, any discussion of atheism, should include these 'difficult to admit' points: Firstly, atheists claim that they themselves are god. They claim they have superior knowledge then the rest of us by trying to say that they have better knowledge because of their own…
tags: funny, humor, satire, economy, television news, instapoll tracker, live poll, ONN, Onion News Network, streaming video ONN is trying out a new feature to give viewers greater involvement in the news: a live popularity poll. Viewers can vote on specific comments as the pundits are uttering them, which gives the pundits the opportunity to kiss ass in real time and while the broadcast is in progress! (Important when talking about the economy) [3:10]
tags: Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis, comedy, humor, funny, streaming video How will the Harry Potter movies finally end? Don't wait for the book! Here is the exclusive story [4:15]
Ernest Cline, director of the recent film Fanboys, has this hilarious spoken word piece that pretty sums up my philosophy perfectly. It's put to music by The Penguin Cafe Orchestra and is accompanied by an 80's style film strip which only adds to the fun. For more of his great work (including spoken word, info on his films and his blog) click here. *Obligatory note: Humans are not monkeys. We're apes along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, orangutans and gibbons. In general, monkeys have tails whereas apes do not. But I agree that the word monkey is much funnier. [Video below the fold…
tags: Onion News Network, research, monkeys, medical news, humor, satire, streaming video In this video, ONN reports on a newly published study indicating that repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their health and longevity [1:08]
Sure, you're jealous that I won a prize off of all your back-breaking mouse clicking. So here's your chance to win $100 for just clicking a few keys in the right order. It's a creative writing contest, in which you have to come up with the most original and amusing creation myth. Just think — you could be the creator of the next Flying Spaghetti Monster!
tags: Onion News Network, human kidneys, organ transplant donations, medical news, humor, satire, streaming video In this video, ONN reports that an anonymous hero donates 200 human kidneys to a hospital. Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. [1:11]
And it features Lucy! Note the book she's reading at the beginning.
tags: Onion News Network, Mexico, Border wall, US Assholes, humor, satire, streaming video Disgusted with vacationing Americans and their horrible behavior, this video news report reveals that Mexico is doing something about this: They are building a wall to keep Americans out of their country [1:36]
tags: Finland, Sonkajärvi, sports, wife-carrying world championships, entertainment, streaming video I am Finnish by ancestry, and I am in love with Finland, having visited this beautiful country three times now. However, I must warn you all that women who marry Finnish men are asking for a fair bit of humiliation. Finnish men like to indulge in a very peculiar sport: wife carrying contests, which are a modern day carry-over from the ancient pass time of wife-stealing. This is video from the 2009 event, which took place yesterday (5 July) in Sonkajärvi, which is smack-dab in the middle of…
tags: science, god, religion, creationism, humor, funny, satire, Edward Current, streaming video This video provides an unbiased look at whether Earth's favorable conditions for life prove that a loving God planned it that way all along. (Hint: There's no other explanation.) [3:45]
Auror and actor, Ronald Weasley, has appeared in all the biographical Harry Potter films. Harry Potter's best friend, Ronald Weasley, is recovering from a "mild bout" of swine flu, his publicist has said. After kissing a pig that had been charmed by his older brother and businessman, George Weasley, he became ill. He was successfully treated at St. Mungo's hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. Weasley has now returned to work as an auror alongside his best friend and fellow school dropout, Harry Potter. And he is well enough to attend the world premiere of the biographical…
Not only will you want to see what happens when you drop fifty pounds of silly putty off a building, but you'll actually learn some science! Splat: