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I'm writing this at an altitude of 37,000 feet, 7 miles up in the air. Now I'm not really afraid of flying — I am entirely confident that I'll be able to post this sometime after I land — but if you think about it, it's grounds for trepidation. This is insanely high, and I'm in this fragile tin can that is reliant on a constant stream of exploding jet fuel to keep from simply falling out of the sky … an event which I and the other passengers would not survive. I don't want to dwell on it, of course, but I have put myself in a potentially lethal situation, and I have to do this regularly as…
Someone emailed me this week asking for the location of this video so I figured I'd post this from my old blog Omni Brain. From Sandra: I Am the Very Model of a Psychopharmacologist is set to Gilbert and Sullivan's classic song with animation. Created by Stephen M Stahl, MD, PhD, of the Neurosciences Education Institute, Adjunct Professor of Psychiatry at the University of California San Diego, author of Essential Psychopharmacology. Credentials for neuropsychopharmacological hilarity.
tags: Cheesus, humor, punny, satire, streaming video According to this video, Cheesus was churned by a simple carpenter and his wife who was a virgin. Wow! [3:38]. oops. I meant to show you this video [0:51];
This scientist spotting quiz has me wondering — has a Peterson's Field Guide on this subject come out yet? Creationists apparently need one, although I'm not too keen on being ogled by weirdos with binoculars. (By the way, I got a perfect score on the quiz.)
As I chug along on my thesis and manuscript-writing, I'm often reminded what it means to "see your name in print." There's something about that feeling of being responsible, in front of the world, for your words and thoughts. However, not all first publications are of strictly scientific merit, as a friend of mine recently relayed to me: As a neuroscientist in grad school finishing up my dissertation, my mind drifted recently one night to thinking of the first time my name was in print. Circa 1992, I was pretty nerdy as a youth (still nerdy now but proud of it), and I was "that kid" who…
tags: playing fetch, cute dog, pets, streaming video This is the funniest video of a cute dog that plays fetch all by himself! You've got to see how he does it! [2:09].
I'm glad somebody remembered to document the recent looney events photographically. Although I don't remember Genie being there…
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tags: christian gene, humor, satire, streaming video Gay scientists have isolated the gene they believe makes people Christian. [1:15].
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Stolen from here:
[H/T to Crooks and Liars]
This particular comic that purports to illustrate me starts off poorly — the first couple of frames look nothing like me — but by the third panel he captures me perfectly.
This is terrible. I've kept her under the radar for so long, and now this recent incident has blown her cover. Shocking information has reached us that PZ Meyers trophy wife (paid for by the tax payers of state of Minnesota) was taking names of the movie goers to, and I quote her words, "be put first in line for the gas chambers once we overthrow the Constitution". That is correct, this state funded mistress was making a list of local Christians for eventual extermination. All that money invested in her ninja training, wasted.
The other night, I wrote about how the painfully inept and just plain dumb actions of the producer of Expelled!, the neuron-apoptosing movie that's basically an extended argumentum ad Nazium against the dreaded "Darwinism" that blames Hitler, Stalin, and, apparently, puppy hatred on Charles Darwin himself. Basically, the producers were having one of their private screenings (although how one can call a screening for which almost anyone can sign up on the web "private" is beyond me), and, by serendipity, the screening happened to be in the Mall of America on the Thursday before a large atheist…
On the one hand you have Jake Young discussing the role of expertise in public debates, concluding that maybe experts shouldn't expect that information from knowledgeable folk will automatically influence the uneducated. On the other hand, this...